Out of the blue, I suddenly have an obsession for FROGS!! So this jokes ain’t about this particular creature but please enjoy the pics as well. 🙂
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
LOOKS
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and say, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Salam.
Raktamrittika sahabatku,
Hai apa khabar?. Sorry ye ambo dah lama tak maghi sini, kebetulan kena outstation di luar daerah 2-3 hari ni, nak access internet pun tak masuk line.
Fuuyooh! frog oh frog! eeeiii! takutnya aku tengok rupa dia…
Nasib baik dia tak lompat, kalau tak maunya aku pun terlompat.
Wassalam.
Salam.
Hai Musafir Kelana!
Comey apa katak2 ni.. aku niat nak buat hobby baru pelihara katak pulak, amacam?
Salam.
Raktamrittika,
Suka hati kaulah janji kau happy, mana tau kalau time2 kemarau tu, boleh lah kau suruh depa tu nyanyi panggil hujan, ye tak?
hehehe, lawak jer….