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FROGS!!! FROGS!!!

Out of the blue, I suddenly have an obsession for FROGS!! So this jokes ain’t about this particular creature but please enjoy the pics as well.🙂

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

LOOKS

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and say, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.


3 Responses to “FROGS!!! FROGS!!!”


  1. 1 Musafir Kelana
    12 September,2008 at 11:33 pm

    Salam.

    Raktamrittika sahabatku,

    Hai apa khabar?. Sorry ye ambo dah lama tak maghi sini, kebetulan kena outstation di luar daerah 2-3 hari ni, nak access internet pun tak masuk line.

    Fuuyooh! frog oh frog! eeeiii! takutnya aku tengok rupa dia…

    Nasib baik dia tak lompat, kalau tak maunya aku pun terlompat.

    Wassalam.

  2. 2 raktamrittika
    13 September,2008 at 8:14 am

    Salam.

    Hai Musafir Kelana!

    Comey apa katak2 ni.. aku niat nak buat hobby baru pelihara katak pulak, amacam?

  3. 3 Musafir Kelana
    13 September,2008 at 8:20 am

    Salam.

    Raktamrittika,

    Suka hati kaulah janji kau happy, mana tau kalau time2 kemarau tu, boleh lah kau suruh depa tu nyanyi panggil hujan, ye tak?

    hehehe, lawak jer….


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