Maaflah ye, disebabkan kebanyakan rakan-rakan blogger asyik tertumpu pada isu SUMPAH dan PRK PP, saya sengaja nak release TENSION sikit dengan lawak dibawah. Lawak ni rekaan semata-mata dan persamaan nama atau watak adalah disengajakan untuk menyedapkan ceritanya sahaja:
Once upon a time in MALAYSIA, when Dr. Mahathir was Prime Minister of Malaysia..
One lousy day in the middle of the economic crisis, PM Mahathir was feeling extremely frustrated and wondering how a neighboring country down south can be doing much better than Malaysia.
One of his aides said, I heard that the leaders consult Feng Shui masters to ensure prosperity for their country. Dr Mahathir thought if that was the case, Malaysian Bomoh also can, so he went to seek the top bomoh’s advice in the country. After reviewing the case, the bomoh told Dr M that there were 3 things that he must do :
Bomoh : Step 1- You must blame the crisis and your fault on misleading the country’s economy to the downfall, on SOROS.
Dr M : But Why ?
Bomoh: Because SOROS stands for ‘Speculate On Ringgit Or Stocks’. You must blame him, and look at ways to control the ringgit and stock market. So the RAKYAT won’t blame you for what happened.
Bomoh : Step 2 – You must appoint an idiot call BADAWI as your predecessor/deputy.
Dr. M: Huh?? but he’s a dork!!
Bomoh : Well, BADAWI is ‘Bad Ass Dude And Weirdly Incompetence’, so the RAKYAT will still sees you as the best PM’s ever. And he is too stupid too run the government all by himself and will consult you for everything..meaning..you will still be incharge!!
Bomoh : Step 3 – You must get rid of ANWAR.
Dr M: What! why him ? He’s a good man.
Bomoh: Because ANWAR stands for ‘A Nation Without Any RASUAH’. He will haunt you like a dog after you step down.
Dr M: But how ? This is most difficult to do, he is very popular with the people.
Bomoh : Aiseyman!, you ni bodoh lah! Look at your name, you are??..
MAHATHIR !!…… Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Highlight It Repeatedly. Duhhhh!!!!
So, Mahathir is very grateful for the BOMOH’S advise and appoint him as the ruler of “KERAJAAN LANGIT”.
Selepas tu berlakulah apa yang kita ingat dalam tahun 1998!!..
Bomoh berkenaan pada hari ini telah menghilangkan diri dan dipercayai tak dapat turun kebumi selepas pengangkutannya ke langit di tarik oleh “REPOSESSOR”, akibat tak bayar ansuran bulanan.
Iktibarnya??…JANGAN MAIN BOMOH!!!